10 Products You Can Find at Trader Joe’s
The internet has been teeming with articles lately about the American grocery store chain, from seasonal favorites to rankings of the most…
The internet has been teeming with articles lately about the American grocery store chain, from seasonal favorites to rankings of the most underrated and overrated Trader Joe’s products, to lists of celebrities top organic treats. People can’t get enough of what TJ’s has to offer — but the real question remains: what can you buy there?
Here’s a list of ten items you can find at your local Trader Joe’s.
- Lemons
Any good Trader Joe’s grocery store is bound to have lemons. Prices vary depending on location, probably.
2. Walkers Pure Butter Shortbread Cookies
These delicious shortbread cookies are a perfect staple for the holidays — especially when coupled with a steamy mug of hot cocoa! You can get these at Trader Joe’s. Or Stop & Shop. And at most grocers and retail stores, actually.
3. Something Called “Cookie Butter”
This stuff is wild! It’s like peanut butter but made out of cookies. All of the consistency and stickiness of peanut butter without any of the health benefits. Get it only at TJ’s!
4. Jingle Jangle
No, Jingle Jangle isn’t just a kind of drug as seen on the hit TV series Riverdale, it’s also a kind of drug that you can buy at Trader Joe’s.
5. Milk
Say goodbye to the milkman once and for all, and say hello to Mr. Trader Joe. He also has milk.
6. Eggs
Trader Joe’s got eggs, y’all!
7. Whole Foods Gift Card
You can even get gift cards for Whole Foods — a perfect gift for anyone in your life who loves to stock up on healthy foods.
Wait, no, actually you can’t get those at Trader Joe’s. I’ll have to edit this out later.
8. Brussels Sprouts Stalks
What are these?? Some kind of weapon? I’ll pass, thanks, but if you’re brave enough you can get this at Trader Joe’s.
9. Flowers
Forget the florist, get your flowers at Trader Joe’s! Put your local florist out of business and end his reign of terror once and for all.
10. Trader Joe’s Fearless Flyer
At any Trader Joe’s you can find this packet that details all the seasonal offerings and sales. And at only $29.99, it’s a steal!
Hopefully this will help to demystify the wonder that is Trader Joe’s. Use this guide the next time you go shopping, you can read it over while you wait in a jam-packed parking lot for 45 minutes before you find a spot that you won’t realize has a shopping cart in it until you ram into it at 20 MPH.
Have a favorite Trader Joe’s item? Let us know in the comments!
